Gastrointestinal Readiness Condition - I thought it would be fair in the interest of full disclosure to provide clear but tasteful feedback on this from every restaurant for which I publish an entry. Food abuse can obviously create digestive problems and I think people should be aware of them - plus I think bathroom humor is funny so deal with it.
Gastrointestinal Readiness Condition (GIRCON)
GIRCON 5
This is the condition used to designate normal peacetime readiness and functionality.
Gastrointestinal Readiness Condition (GIRCON)
GIRCON 5
This is the condition used to designate normal peacetime readiness and functionality.
- GIRCON 4
- This refers to normal, increased intelligence and the heightened awareness of bathroom locations.
- GIRCON 3
- This refers to an increase to force readiness above normal. Conversations will end abruptly and angst/confusion may set in.
- GIRCON 2
- This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. The most notable time it was declared was after a trip to the Dishes buffet at Treasure Island.
- GIRCON 1
- This refers to maximum readiness. It is not certain as to how often this has been used, but it is reserved for the most imminent or severe ongoing attacks against the GI tract.
